#SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor. #COMMUNISM : You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk. #FASCISM : You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk. #NAZISM : You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you. #CAPITALISM : You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live off your profits. #MODERN_CAPITALISM :You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. Then your neighbors become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor. #AMERICAN_SOCIETY : You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. Producing beyond its capacity, it dies. You hire a consultant to understand this death. #FRENCH_SOCIETY : You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third cow. #GE...